Arnold Barkley, he's the head of the Barkley house.
Agnes Barkley is his devoted and loving spouse.
They've got kids, Terri, Roger and Chester too
And all of them are Barkleys, through and through.
'Cos they're the Barkleys, and they're okay
And Arnied Barkley, With his very open mind is always first to let you know his own opinionated ways.

Thanks to Paul N. from Australia