Original Air Dates: 1948 -  (CBS)

When it's least expected - you're elected. You're the star today

Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

With a hocus-pocus - you're in focus.  It's your lucky day

Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

It's fun to laugh at yourself.  It's a tonic, tried and true.

It's fun to laugh at yourself as other people do.

How's your sense of humor?  There's a rumor:  Laughter's on its way.

Smile! You're on Candid Camera!  Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

Alan Funt, the Host of Candid Camera

Thanks to Ronald H. for help with the lyrics.