Music by Mike Harding & vocals by Doreen Edwards & Mike Harding 

Original Air Dates: 1988 - 1993 (ITV-1)

VOICE-OVER

Narrator: "Castle Duckula.. Home to many a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks, the Counts of Duckula. Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life, by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century, when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius.."
Igor: "..bat wings, blood.."
Nanny: "I'll get it."
Narrator: "The Latest reincarnation did not run according to plan."

THEME

In the heart of Transylvania,
In the Vampire Hall of Fang-yia,
There's not a vampire zanier than Duckula.
He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetarian,
And things never run to plan for Duckula.
If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
The wild and wacky one they call Duckula. 
(Count Duckula - he he he heeh!)

CLOSING

"If you're feeling (ahhh) or you're a little ... maybe you've run into Duckula.
If your knees go (knock) or your teeth go (chatter) maybe you've bumped into Duckula.
He flies through the night, looking for a bite, but he's back here by daylight. Duckula.
If you're sort of... or you're a little (cuckoo), it's certain you've run into Duckula.
If your heart goes (thump thump) or your mind goes (crazy), man you've had a brush with Duckula.
So, watch out for the... beware of the... and pray you'll never meet with Duckula."

Thanks to Brad S.