Crank Yankers

Song by Fountains of Wayne

Original Air Dates:  2002 - (Comedy Central)

Come one, come all,
Cuz we're havin' a ball,
We're just makin' some calls to strangers.
Come one, come all,
You can say what you want,
And they'll never know if you're deranged or what.
But it doesn't really matter,
No, it doesn't really matter,
Cuz we'll all be doubled over with laughter,
At the expense of others,
Maybe even your mother,
Won't you join the Crank Yankers tonight?

VOICE-OVER

Warning!

The phone calls you are about to hear are real. The names have not been changed. Screw the innocent.

Thanks goes to Mike L. for the lyrics.