Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian

Dave, the barbarian,
Huge but a whimp.
His sisters, Fang and Candy
Are a princess and a chimp.
(Fang: Not a monkey!)

His mom and dad are the king and queen
Of a land called Udrogoth.
They left to battle evil, and
Now Candy is the
(Candy: Huh?)
BOSS!

Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian

Dave, Fang, and Candy
Brave and bold, they're not.
They aint the greatest heroes,
But they're the only ones we got.

Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian