Various theme songs (see below)

Original Air Dates 1995 - 2004 (ABC)    Location: Cleveland, Ohio

(1995 - 1996 SEASON)

Moon Over Parma  by Robert McGuire - Sung by Drew Carey

AS HEARD ON THE SHOW

Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight.

Guide her to Cleveland, underneath your silvery light.

We’re going bowlin’ so don’t loose her in Solon.  Moon over Parma, tonight!

COMPLETE LYRICS

Moon over Parma bring my love to me tonight.

Guide her to Eastlake, underneath your silvery light.

We met in Ashtabula, she was doing the hula.

I landed her in my radishes and pledged my love that night.

Moon over Parma, won’t you bring my love to me?

Shine on the freeway and guide her AMC.

Get her past those radar Mounties, bring her to Lake County, Moon over Parma, tonight.

Moon over Parma shine on I-271.  We can get together in the warm light of the sun.

I’m askin’ you don’t fail. Get her safely past Linndale,

I can’t go to Parma cause my Edsel will not run.

Moon over Parma, where those pink flamingos stand.

I need her kisses and the soft touch of her hand.

We’re goin bowlin, so don’t lose her in Solon.

Moon over Parma, tonight. I said tonight.

Moon over Parma, tonight.  Moon over Parma, (2X)  Moon over Parma, tonight.

(1996 - 1997 SEASON)

Five O’clock World   words and Music by Allen Reynolds.  Performed by the Vogues.  Topped out at the Billboard position of  # 4 in 1966.

AS HEARD ON THE SHOW

Up every morning just to keep a job. I gotta fight my way through the hustling mob.

Sounds of the city pounding in my brain, while another day goes down the drain.  

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, it’s a five o’clock world when the whistle blows, no one owns a piece of my time.

And there’s a five o’clock me inside my clothes thinking that the world looks fine . . . yeah.

COMPLETE LYRICS

Up every mornin' just to keep a job.  I gotta fight my way through the hustling mob.

Sounds of the city poundin' in my brain while another day goes down the drain (yeah, yeah)

But it’s a five o’clock world when the whistle blows, no one owns a piece of my time.

And there’s a five o’clock me inside my clothes thinkin' that the world looks fine, yeah.

Tradin' my time for the pay I get.  Livin' on money that I ain’t made yet.

I’ve been goin' tryin' to make my way while I live for the end of the day (yeah, yeah)

Cuz it’s a five o’clock world when the whistle blows no one owns a piece of my time.

There’s a long-haired girl who waits, I know, to ease my troubled mind, yeah.

In the shelter of her arms everything’s OK.  When she talks then the world goes slippin' away.

And I know the reason I can still go on,  When every other reason is gone, (yeah, yeah)

In my five o’clock world she waits for me.  Nothing else matters at all.

Cuz every time my baby smiles at me I know that’s it’s all worthwhile, yeah.

(1997 - PRESENT)

Cleveland Rocks by Ian Hunter.  Performed by The Presidents of the United States of America

AS HEARD ON THE SHOW

Ahhhhhh . . .  

All this energy calling me, back where it comes from

It’s such a crude attitude it’s back where it belongs.

All the little girls with the crimson lips go, Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks.

Livin’ in sin, with a safety pin, go, Cleveland Rocks (Cleveland Rocks).

Cleveland Rocks (Cleveland Rocks)  Ohio!

COMPLETE LYRICS

Ahhhhhh!

All this energy callin’ me back where it comes from

It’s such a crude attitude, it’s back where it belongs

All the little kids growing up on the skids go Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!

Jumpin’ Jene Jene and Movin’ James Dean go Cleveland rocks!  Cleveland rocks! (7X)

Mamma knows but she don’t care she’s got her worries too

Seven kids and a phone player and the rent too

All the little chicks with their crimson lips go Cleveland rocks!, Cleveland rocks!

Livin’ in sin with a safety pin go Cleveland rocks!  Cleveland rocks! (7X)

I’ve got some records from World War II I play ‘em just like me grandad do

He was a rocker and I am too go Cleeeveland rocks! Yeah Cleeeveland rocks!

Cleveland rocks!, Cleveland rocks!

Fired Up

The boss just got her walkin’ papers, lost her digs and money too.

Her assistant also got the ax, so, brother what are they gonna do?

They’re movin’ in together - Gonna work around the clock.

Care to mix some oil and water - Makes this business hot.

Fired Up! Anything is possible. Fired Up! This thing could fly.

Fired Up! Down the mile fifty-fifty, Let’s give it a try.