If you knew Susie like I know Susie, oh, oh, oh what a girl.
There's none so classy as this fair lassie,  oh, oh, oh, my goodness, what a chassi.

We went riding, she didn't balk,
From the country, I'm the one who had to walk.

If you knew Susie like I know Susie, oh, oh, oh what a girl.
I have got a sweetie known as Susie, in the words of Shakespere, she's a wow.

Though all of you may know her too, I'd like to shout right now.
If you knew Susie like I know Susie, oh, oh, oh what a girl.

She wears long tresses and such tight dresses, oh what a future she posesses.
I had a mustcahe as cute as a pup, Susie kissed me and she burned the darn thing up.

If you knew Susie like I know Susie, oh, oh, oh what a girl.
Out in public, she's meek and mild, but in the parlour, mother dear come save your child.
If you knew Susie like I know Susie, oh, oh, oh what a girl.