How Do You Rate? tv theme lyrics

Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, I can!

Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT! Yes, I am. Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat!

Any note you can reach I can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you.
No, you can't. (High) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything cheaper than you.
Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can. Yes, I can!

Anything you can say, I can say softer. I can say anything softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Sure. That's what I thought. You crook!

Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. I can hold any note longer than you.
No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can.
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!) Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear, I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you.
In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can! Yes, I CAN!

Anything you say, I can say faster. I can say anything faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast) Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) Yes, I can. (Faster)
Noyoucan't. (Faster) YesIcan! (Fastest)

I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better!
I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I.

Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Yes, I can! No, you can't!

This was a short-lived quiz show, hosted by Tom Reddy.