The Itchy and Scratchy Show

(as shown on The Simpsons)

Original Air Dates: 1989 - present (FOX)

They fight, and bite,
And fight, and bite, and fight,
Fight, fight, fight,
Bite, bite, bite,
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

Marge Simpson’s "family-safe" lyrics:

They love, and share,
And love, and love, and share,
Love, love, love,
Share, share, share,
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

And then they added "Poochy" (voiced by Homer)

They fight, and bite,and bark
And fight, and bite, and bark,
Fight, fight, fight,
bark bark bark,
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

Thanks to Mike G. & Andy H.