Original Air Dates: 1976 (ABC)

They call him Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jaw!

The most futuristic shark you ever saw!

I can walk, and talk, and LOOK, I'm even breathin'!

He's so sharp the things he does are unbelievin'!

Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw!

I'm the latest greatest shark you ever saw,

When his friends get in a jam, they just call on this big ham

He's Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw, Jabberjaw,

He's the finniest, funniest, shark you ever saw,

He's Jabber-Jabbber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw!

Jabber: I don't get no respect!  JABBERJAW!  N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk!