The Jimmy Durante Show / Texaco Star Theater

In its first season, Jimmy Drante's series alternated with The Donald O'Connor Show under the umbrella title of the Texaco Star Theater. For the rest of its run it stood alone.

Original Air Dates: 1954 - 1956 (NBC)

OPENING THEME 1: We Are The Men of Texaco composed by Bernard "Buddy" Arnold, and Heywood "Woody" Kling.

Oh we're the men of Texaco, 
We work from Maine to Mexico.
There's nothing like this Texaco of ours.

Our show tonight is powerful;
We'll wow you with an hour-full of howls
From a shower full of stars.

We're the Merry Texaco Men.
Tonight we may be showmen.
Tomorrow we'll be servicing your cars!

 

OPENING THEME 2: Texaco Opening

This theme's copyright application states that "portions derived from the Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 by Franz Liszt." It also references We Are the Men of Texaco, aka Texaco Star Theatre T.V. Theme Song.  The arranger/adapter was Allen Roth.

 

OPENING THEME 3: Start Off Each Day With A Song, composed by James "Jimmy" Durante.

After the Texaco Star Theater umbrella ended, this was the theme song. This and Inka-Dinka-Doo were the two signature songs of Jimmy Durante on radio and TV.

You gotta start off each day with a song
Now even when things go wrong
You'll feel better, you'll even look better
I'm here to tell you that you'll be a go-getter
Now the way that you shake my hand
Will tell me how I stand
Now isn't it better to go through life with a smile and a song
Then walking around life with a face, 11 miles long
Now you know that you can't go wrong
If you start off each day with a song

You gotta start off each day with a song
(oh sing it to me boy)
Even when things go wrong
(sing it for the hoi-poloi)
You'll feel better, you'll even look better
Ah, that music it does somethin' to me.
I wish I knew what it was
Last night I was telling Umbriago about my latest concerto
Called Tony's push cart
He said Tony's push cart, how does it go
I said it doesn't go you have to push it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I got a million of 'em, a million of 'em
Now you know that you can't go wrong
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes)
If you start off each day with a song

You gotta start off each..... boys please, soft, soft
A little more fortissimo
I wanna relate a yarn
Turn back the pages of history and what do you see
Madison Square Garden, a Rodeo
And there I was
Interviewing a prize winning cow.
I asked her to tell the radio public how she feels
She said mooooooooo
She's contented, I'm contented
But her husband ain't
So what happens?
The bull ups to me, I ups to him
And without any preliminaries
I'm flat on my back
Being a gentlemen I apologize
But the bull's not satisfied.
He demands an autopsy
So I grabs him by the tail and what happens
He flips his tail
I lands on his head
He flips his head
I lands on his tail
He's playing ping pong with me
And I'm losing
Just then the bull is ready to charge again
I gets an idea
I starts singing South Of The Border Down Mexico Way
And what happens
The bull starts crying
But even regardless I keeps on singin'
This time with the castanets
That's too much for the bull and he collapses.
A cheer goes up, I'm saved and the moral is
You've gotta start off each day with a song

You gotta start off each day with a song
(oh boy your singing now)
Even when things go wrong
(oh Jimmy your a wow)
You'd feel better,
You know I'm walking down Broadway
And who taps me on the shoulder
My pal, Hit 'Em In The Head Schwartz
I said who you working for now
He said the same bunch
The wife and the kids
Ha ha ha ha ha

Now isn't it better to go through life with a smile and a song
Then walking around with a face 11 miles long
Now you know that you can't go wrong
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes)
If you start off each day with a song

OPENING THEME 4: What a Day, What a Day, What a Day! composed by James "Jimmy" Durante.

This was an alternate opening song sung by Jimmy Durante during his opening medley on TV in combination with Start Off Each Day With a Song.

CLOSING THEME 1: Good-night, Good-night, Good-night composed by James "Jimmy" Durante and Jack Barnett.

CLOSING THEME 2: It's Time To Say Goodnight composed by James "Jimmy" Durante and Jack Barnett.

These were two featured songs sung by Jimmy Durante to close his shows in stage performances, radio and TV.

ABOVE: Jimmy Durante with friends Lauren Becall and Humphrey Bogart

 

CLOSING THEME 3: Inka-Dinka-Doo, from the 1933 movie Palooka composed by James "Jimmy" Durante and Harry Donnely. 

Inka-Dinka-Doo was used over the show's end credits. It was also used as the theme song of Durante's radio show.

Verse:
What is that haunt -ing re -frain that you hear in the air?
Here and there, ev -'ry where,
It's just a beau -ti -ful strain that keeps taunt -ing my brain con -stant -ly,
It's my mel -o -dy it's my sy -pho -ny.

Chorus:
Ink -A Dink -Doo, A dink -a dee, A dink -a doo.
Oh, what a tune for croon -ing
Ink -A Dink -Doo, A dink a dee, A dink -a doo,
It's got the whole world spoon -ing.
Es -ki -mo bells up in Ice -land, Are ring -ing,
They've made their own Par -a -dise Land, Sing -ing
Ink -A Dink -Doo, A dink -a dee, A dink -a doo,
Simp -ly means Ink -A dink -A dee A dink -a doo.