Milton the Monster
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| On top of old horror hill in a secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Kook were in their monstrous glory. Six drops of the essence of terror, Five drops of sinister sauce, When the stirring's done may I lick the spoon? Of course ha ha of course. Now for the tincture of tenderness, But I must use only a touch, For without a touch of tenderness, He might destroy me! (Professor Weirdo, bumped) Whoops too much. (Prof) "Better hold your breath it's starting to tick: (Count Kook) Better hold my hand I'm feeling sick - (Milton) Hello Dad! (Prof) What have I done? (M.) I'm Milton, Your brand new son! |
Thanks to Tempelton for the lyrics |