The Original Amateur Hour / Ted Mack's Original Amateur Hour

There's No Business Like Show Business (from the 1946 Broadway Musical Annie Get Your Gun), music by Irving Berlin

Original Air Dates: 1948 - 1949 (Dumont), 1949 - 1955 (NBC), 1955 - 1957 (ABC), 1957 - 1958 (NBC), 1959 (CBS), 1960 - 1970 (ABC)

MEN'S CHORUS:
The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props 
The audience that lifts you when you're down 

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
The headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops 
The sheriff who escorts you out of town

MEN'S CHORUS:
The opening when your heart beats like a drum

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
The closing when the customers won't come 

ALL:
There's no business like show business 
Like no business I know 

MEN'S CHORUS:
Everything about it is appealing 

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
Everything the traffic will allow 

MEN'S CHORUS:
No where could you have that happy feeling 

ALL:
When you aren't stealing that extra bow 
There's no people like show people 
They smile when they are low 

MEN'S CHORUS:
Yesterday they told you you would not go far 

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
That night you opened and there you are 

MEN'S CHORUS:
Next day on your dressing room they've hung a star 

ALL:
Let's go on with the show 

MEN'S CHORUS:
The cowboys, the wrestlers, the tumblers, the clowns 
The roustabouts that move the show at dawn

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
The music, the spotlights, the people, the towns 
Your baggage with the labels pasted on 

MEN'S CHORUS:
The sawdust and the horses and the smell

WOMEN'S CHORUS:
The towel you've taken from the last hotel 

ALL:
There's no business like show business 
If you tell me it's so 
Traveling through the country is so thrilling 
Standing out in front on opening nights 
Smiling as you watch the benches filling 
And see your billing up there in lights 

There's no people like show people 
They smile when they are low 
Even with a turkey that you know will fold 
You may be stranded out in the cold 
Still you wouldn't trade it for a sack o' gold 
Let's go on with the show 
Let's go on with the show! 
The show! 
The show!

This song was used as one of the openings for the Dumont TV series.

The show originated on radio with the title: Major Bowes and the Original Amateur Hour. It premered on radio in 1934 and was eventually one NBC, CBS & ABC, which probably makes it the most travelled show on radio and TV.

Dick Reid and Ted Mack