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Hit me!
Going, going, gone!
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don't you see how late they reactin?
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue truck and embalm the goner
They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
They treat you like a ace they can't be betrayed
I know you stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line they you're dead today
Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
That's a body bag in disguise y'all, I betcha
I call 'em body snatchers,
Cause they come to fetch ya with an autopsy ambulance
Just to dissect ya
They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs,
To them it's compilation
I can prove it to you, watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
CHORUS:
So get up, get get, get down
911 is joking your town
Get up, uh get get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
911 is a joke!
911 is a joke!
Everyday they don't never come correct
You can ask my man right here
With the broken neck
He's a witness to the job never bein' done
He would've been in full effect,
But late 911 was a joke,
Cause they always jokin'
They the token to your life
When it's croakin'
They need to be in a pawn shop on 'em
911 is a joke, we don't want 'em
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that
Cause they flick you up like fleas
They be laughin' at ya
While you're crawlin' on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver
-CHORUS- (2x)
911 is a joke! (4x)
-CHORUS- (2x)
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I'm not sure if this is an actual theme or from a commercial advertising the show.
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