Watching

Original Air Dates: 1987 - 1993 (ITV)

OPENING LYRICS

It was boredom at first sight.  You could hardly call him bright.
He is no-one's Mr. Right.  So what do I see in him?

But then I'm not so ideal.  I'm not gentle or genteel.
So the question should be:  What does he see in me?


CLOSING LYRICS

Have I fallen in his spell?  Does he drown me in Chanel?
Is he vibrant? Is he hell!  So what do I see in him?

Am I dazzled by his style?  Has he made my life worthwhile?
Does he melt me with his smile?  Don't make me laugh.

Every inch of him is limp.  He's a 14-carat wimp.
I would rather have a chimp as my other half.

But then I'm not blessed with charm.  I bring chaos where there was calm.
So the question should be: What does he see in me?